Tuesday 4 September 2012

Are you a Tory? - Use my comparison chart


Tory Values                                                                     Labour values

  • Equal Opportunities                                                Equal outcomes (unless it’s themselves)
  • Hard Love                                                              Wrap in cotton wool
  • Live within means                                                   Splutter, cough, Que?
  • Choices                                                                  Let's make things easy for you                                                  
  • Empower                                                               Patronise
  • Survivor mindset                                                     Victim mindset
  • Low taxes                                                              Envy politics
  • Self responsibility                                                    Nanny will look after you
  • Responsibilities                                                       Rights  
  • Own your own home                                              Why?
  • Reward hard work                                                 See point 1
  • Encourage business                                                Pretend to encourage business
  • Eloquent, cool and posh                                          John Prescott, Gordon Brown, 
  • Unite - Pride in UK                                                Unite - (that union, isn't it?)
  • Entrepreneurs                                                         Unions, envy, sabotage
  • Good of the Whole policies                                     No policies
  • Policies                                                                   Bandwagons and soundbites
  • Punish and rehabilitate                                            See point 2
  • Fun with a serious intent (Boris)                              Comedians                                                                        
And one for the Liberals:
Genuinely Green!


I remember once when I started a new job as a credit control manager and had been given a 3 year target, which I smashed in the first year. One of the directors congratulated me but warned that I was 'working my way out of a job'.

This is how I feel about Labour. Their votes rely on them not doing their job properly, keeping people where they are now.





3 comments:

  1. Ah well, left wingers will just have to settle for being more intelligent http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2095549/Right-wingers-intelligent-left-wingers-says-controversial-study--conservative-politics-lead-people-racist.html rather than "eloquent, cool and posh" like the current Cabinet :-)

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  2. Nadia, you seem to forget the other political opinion...

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