Are you a Tory? - Use my comparison chart

Tory Values                                                                     Labour values

• Equal Opportunities                                                Equal outcomes (unless it’s themselves)
• Hard Love                                                              Wrap in cotton wool
• Live within means                                                   Splutter, cough, Que?
• Choices                                                                  Let's make things easy for you                                                  
• Empower                                                               Patronise
• Survivor mindset                                                     Victim mindset
• Low taxes                                                              Envy politics
• Self responsibility                                                    Nanny will look after you
• Responsibilities                                                       Rights  

• Own your own home                                              Why?
• Reward hard work                                                 See point 1
• Encourage business                                                Pretend to encourage business
• Eloquent, cool and posh                                          John Prescott, Gordon Brown, 
• Unite - Pride in UK                                                Unite - (that union, isn't it?)
• Entrepreneurs                                                         Unions, envy, sabotage
• Good of the Whole policies                                     No policies
• Policies                                                                   Bandwagons and soundbites
• Punish and rehabilitate                                            See point 2
• Fun with a serious intent (Boris)                              Comedians                                                                        

And one for the Liberals:
Genuinely Green!


I remember once when I started a new job as a credit control manager and had been given a 3 year target, which I smashed in the first year. One of the directors congratulated me but warned that I was 'working my way out of a job'.

This is how I feel about Labour. Their votes rely on them not doing their job properly, keeping people where they are now.